Constafunk

A person that walks around stinking like armpits butt cheese and dookie bootie..

Man Daniel was here, It still smells like a bathroom at Wrigley Field.
Daniel is always in a state of constafunk.

by Magical Mayhem July 9, 2017

constagankage

The act of constantly being ganked in an MMO game by the opposing faction. Often takes place on servers with imbalanced populations.

MMO Nerd 1: Holy balls dude, the horde aer teh gankings me nonstops!1!!
MMO Nerd 2: I know, it's constagankage. Let's quit and play PvE
MMO Nerd 3: Carebears.

by brentdk December 4, 2007

constafuct

1. Being in the state of constant misfortune or in a non-stop state of disrepair.

2. Constipation after a heavy night of drinking or drug use.

"Sucks to be Mike, not only did he get laid off from work today but on his way home he got a flat tire and a call from his wife saying she is leaving him because she got a notice of a Federal Tax Audit...that boy keeps getin constafuct!"

Constipation
fucked
screwed
constafuct
consta-fuct

by UTN Studio July 10, 2009

Constawank

The act of constantly jerking it, or being an english knob all of the time.

John "Where's Henrietta?"

Bill "She's been in her house for days, I guess it's due to constawank."

John "Ah."

by Lazy Desert Princess August 27, 2006

Constadrunk

Being in a constant state of inebriation while remaining conscious and alive.

The host of Epic Meal Time is constadrunk.

by HazardousHap July 21, 2011

Constafused

A look on someones face.
The look someone gives you when he/she looks both constipated & confused!

Dennis Kessler has that constafused look again!

by PAslim August 18, 2016