consplain

To confuse ones self while attempting to explain.

Confusion+Explain=Consplain

i tried to explain the word to him but i consplained myself instead.

by Brians maguire July 31, 2008

Consplain

To confuse ones self by attempting to explain something.

She started to consplain the party directions!

by Kstar509 September 9, 2010

complainiac

someone who complains so much, that no one likes to talk to them, or be around them.

"man, you would think that guy has never done hard work before- he's such a complainiac"

by jonathan cox July 28, 2008

Civsplaining

Civsplaining (blend word ‘civvy’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a civ) to comment on or explain something to #squaddie in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"

I’m not #civsplaining you thick squaddie twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking thick military types, like MrSnaplegs, around.

by Bumsnorkler August 27, 2019

taint complaint

when your taint smells so foul that someone makes a formal complaint to the local authorities.

Man, Martin's taint smelled so bad that Jenny filed a taint complaint to the police department. I think he is serving 5 to 10!

by jeeeeeahhhh July 16, 2009

Complainabragg

When someone complains about something, but they are really doing it to brag.

My friend constantly complainabraggs about all the guys that ask her out.

by Libraryguy September 26, 2012

Complain-Bragging

When someone attempts to be negative about an aspect of their life that is in reality, undeniably awesome. A way of verbally showing off without being super obvious or bragging outright.

She was complain-bragging that the hubcaps on her free car don't match her outfit.

He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!

by QuinnTay February 6, 2012