consplain 

To confuse ones self while attempting to explain.

Confusion+Explain=Consplain

i tried to explain the word to him but i consplained myself instead.

consplain by Brians maguire July 31, 2008

Consplain 

To confuse ones self by attempting to explain something.

She started to consplain the party directions!

Consplain by Kstar509 September 9, 2010

complainiac 

someone who complains so much, that no one likes to talk to them, or be around them.

"man, you would think that guy has never done hard work before- he's such a complainiac"

complainiac by jonathan cox July 28, 2008

Civsplaining 

Civsplaining (blend word ‘civvy’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a civ) to comment on or explain something to #squaddie in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"

I’m not #civsplaining you thick squaddie twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking thick military types, like MrSnaplegs, around.

Civsplaining by Bumsnorkler August 27, 2019

Complainabragg 

When someone complains about something, but they are really doing it to brag.

My friend constantly complainabraggs about all the guys that ask her out.

Complainabragg by Libraryguy September 26, 2012

Complain-Bragging 

When someone attempts to be negative about an aspect of their life that is in reality, undeniably awesome. A way of verbally showing off without being super obvious or bragging outright.

She was complain-bragging that the hubcaps on her free car don't match her outfit.

He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!

Complain-Bragging by QuinnTay February 6, 2012

cansplant 

The act of pouring a half-empty warm can of soda/beer into a half-empty cold can so as not to waste the warm soda/beer.

"A cansplant is a very dangerous procedure, I once spilled soda all over my pants!"

cansplant by A S C E N D E D August 1, 2017