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1. To be unable to speak, as in wanting to get a thought out but not knowing how to say it.

2.If you’re upset, and decide not to talk.

Dick sat there, conspained.

conspain by Jim0thy April 22, 2026

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Consplained

When someone explains or find the truth of an unexplainable theory.

Man 1: The moon landing was fake because how could they get cameras in space.
Man 2: Wow! He just consplained that!

Consplained by Real_Barack_Obama November 23, 2018

Related Words

conspain • consplain • Consplaining • Conspair • Conspancious • Consplained • Constaint • cospaint • cospainting

Consplaining

Consplaining (Con SPLAn ing) -Adjective

When someone with similar or less knowledge and qualifications on a topic tries to explain something YOU know more or just as much about. All without being asked too or while repeating something you've already said ,sometimes using more complicated terminology to seem superior in a group of others.

|Example 1|Gina: Martha was consplaining to the new hire how to use Microsoft excel...
Sam: But she doesn't even know how to use it??!!

|Example 2| Lee: I was talking to this girl I met about jojos bizarre adventure when this dude came up and started consplaining to her about Diamond is Unbreakable. She embraced the hell out of him when she started asking about speed wagon and he had no idea what she was talking about.

Consplaining by Cookiio September 2, 2019

cospaint

The act of recreating a character for cosplay with body paint instead of clothing.

Have you seen that cospaint of Death from Sandman by TheBadLuckBuddha? I almost didn't realize her clothes were painted on!

cospaint by NotRunByAdam February 24, 2019

cospainting

Cosplaying in a suit but instead of a mask, you use facepaint.

Oh, wow, dude! Look at the guy cospainting as Bonnie the Bunny!

cospainting by Sky the Cat September 2, 2017

Word of the Day on September 10, 2017

Conspair

Verb-Orgin:Conspire and Despair. To darkly conspire agianst some one or something.

Shadow and Buffster are conspairing against me.

Conspair by Deb March 9, 2004

consplain

To confuse ones self while attempting to explain.

Confusion+Explain=Consplain

i tried to explain the word to him but i consplained myself instead.

consplain by Brians maguire July 31, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026