Conquistasnoring

Snoring so loud it carries across to the room next door (thus invading it).

This condition can only be remedied by wearing a large metal helmet while sleeping.

"My dad was conquistasnoring all last night. He conquered the whole house!"

by MayDayX May 6, 2015

Conquistadoring

The act of charging at and object or person, striking a Captain Morgan pose and masturbating until you ejaculate all over the object/person and then claiming said object/person as your own.

"Hey I heard Jeff was conquistadoring last night?"
"Yeah he totally ran up to Megs couch, whipped out his cock and jizzed all over it, then took it home with him."
"What a bro"

by GxSplinter May 19, 2013