Scrapenut

Scrapenut is a condition that results from wearing constrictive clothing that makes the testicles uncomfortable.
"This male romper is too tight. I keep getting scrapenut!"
by MayDayX May 16, 2017
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Conquistasnoring

Snoring so loud it carries across to the room next door (thus invading it).

This condition can only be remedied by wearing a large metal helmet while sleeping.
"My dad was conquistasnoring all last night. He conquered the whole house!"
by MayDayX May 06, 2015
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