Definitions by MayDayX

Scrapenut 

Scrapenut is a condition that results from wearing constrictive clothing that makes the testicles uncomfortable.

"This male romper is too tight. I keep getting scrapenut!"

Scrapenut by MayDayX May 16, 2017

Conquistasnoring 

Snoring so loud it carries across to the room next door (thus invading it).

This condition can only be remedied by wearing a large metal helmet while sleeping.

"My dad was conquistasnoring all last night. He conquered the whole house!"

Conquistasnoring by MayDayX May 6, 2015