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Conquered The Internet
When you've done all that needs to be done or has piqued your interest online and no further task is at hand, usually resulting in you logging off or going to do something productive.
Damn dude, theres no new videos on YouTube, I have no friend requests on facebook and Obama isn't tweeting on twitter. I conquered the internet.
Conquered The Internet by SpyderNinja September 13, 2009
Conquered the forest
To be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.
Person 1: "I haven't seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. Where did you get so many?"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"
Conquered the forest by Supabg December 2, 2014
Cole came, cole slaw, cole conquered Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Cole came, cole slaw, cole conquered Burger, you should try it!"
Cole came, cole slaw, cole conquered Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
duppy conqueror
duppy conqueror by cmayer December 20, 2008
Conqueeftador
I GUARANTEE if he gets a girl on her hands and knees, she'll queef right after. He's a conqueeftador!
Conqueeftador by Ernie_C October 9, 2010
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Blue Movie
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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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