conquered

V. To have been defeated by alcohol/tiredness.

Mate, you look conquered, was it a late one last night?
'Would you like another pint?'. 'No thanks, i'm conquered'

by Wixon November 1, 2007

conquered

v. defeated by liquor - normally expressed at height of hangover and tiredness

"He looked conquered after last night's lock-in"
"Would you like another? No i'm completely conquered"

by Wixon October 23, 2007

Conquered The Internet

When you've done all that needs to be done or has piqued your interest online and no further task is at hand, usually resulting in you logging off or going to do something productive.

Damn dude, theres no new videos on YouTube, I have no friend requests on facebook and Obama isn't tweeting on twitter. I conquered the internet.

by SpyderNinja September 13, 2009

Conquered the forest

To be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.

Person 1: "I haven't seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. Where did you get so many?"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"

by Supabg December 2, 2014

Cole came, cole slaw, cole conquered Burger

From Bob's Burgers: A burger served with coleslaw

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Cole came, cole slaw, cole conquered Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

duppy conqueror

spirit or ghost conqueror. Duppy is caribbean word of West African origin meaning ghost or spirit

Bob Marley "Duppy Conqueror" listen to it

by cmayer December 20, 2008

Conqueeftador

He whose every insertion results in the expulsion of vaginal gases.

I GUARANTEE if he gets a girl on her hands and knees, she'll queef right after. He's a conqueeftador!

by Ernie_C October 9, 2010