Connectishit

A U.S. State in the Northeastern region that is either always too cold, too hot and shitty weather overall. There is no action here at all and most of the people are stuck up. Also a shit ton of aggie stuff.

Aw fuck, man. I've gotta go back to fuckin' Connectishit tomorrow

by pseudonymousname April 27, 2019

connectivity asshole

someone who at all times is on some form of electronic communication device for fear of missing out on a text, twitter, skype or FB communication.

where's jenny? You mean the connectivity asshole? She's on her computer waiting for someone to make her relevant by tagging her on FB

by theham December 29, 2013

connectislut

simply a slut from connecticut. typically lots of old money, probably went to Yale or Trinity or Connecticut College or Wesleyan.

A: What did you do last night?
B: 4 connectisluts sucked my dick at the yacht party

by JMSTANDISH December 20, 2010

Connectivity Whore

An individual that is compelled to boast about their constant connection to the Internet at all times through the use of any or all of the following tools: desktop PC, laptop, cell phone, and/or Blackberry.

Most, but not all, are employed in the IT industry, and can be heard frequently uttering the phrase "Will work for bandwidth"

My friend Tadd is such a connectivity whore, all he ever does is constantly check his blackberry and chat with ladies over google.

"HAH, just because I logged out off the network doesn't mean I CAN'T check my email, BITCH! TAKE THAT!" This person would be referred to as a connectivity whore.

by PMPDDY September 23, 2008

connectionitis

Synonym for connectile dysfunction, the inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.

I was expecting him to be online now... could be connectionitis.

by forkalsrud May 8, 2007

connetishit

it's conneticuit; no cell service, no city life, a helluva lot of cows! (this comes from a person from New york. No hating to the people, just the area. it's very pretty, mind you, just boring is its downside)

"Welcome to Connetishit- home of the everlasting slab of rock that IS the Adirondacks"

by DruishPrince$$ February 6, 2007

Line of connectivity

Connecting a soul to a fate. A fate is a human who knows future events.

The line of connectivity is what connected her to a fate.

by Nike Minjaj November 28, 2023