Congressional confessional

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when our elected officials, in a rare moment of clarity, secretly admit they're incompetent

Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.

“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional

Congressional confessional by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Words you can keep

Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

Congressional Medal of Boner

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).

Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.

Congressional Medal of Boner by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012

urban confessional

the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious

Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.

urban confessional by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 10, 2014

Mars Congressional Republic

Mars Congressional Republic is the independent sovereign nation in the Amazon Prime Series 'The Expanse'.

The Mars Congressional Republic will get it's revenge!
Mars Congressional Republic is better than the United Nations

Mars Congressional Republic by BilalofShifa January 10, 2020

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness by Tom from March 27, 2007

Going Congressional

To exhibit symptoms of complete mental breakdown at work and get away with it. (A tribute to to Congressman John Shadegg (R-AZ)) See: 'going postal' without the violence.

"Man, I was arguing with John Shaddegg about healthcare reform and he just started raving about gulags... the guy was totally going congressional"

Going Congressional by Redneck Liberal October 15, 2009

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026