Congratsturbation

The act of congratulating one's self, especially if done excessively.

Neil: I'm so awesome! I totally scored the winning goal last night!
Stephen: Stop your congratsturbation, you'll go blind.

by Fraguar September 20, 2012

congrasturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

congrasturbating - what your congress did today

by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013

Congratsturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

(from April 29th, 2013 The Daily Show with Jon Steward) - featuring the Urban Dictionary word "Procrasturbating"

Sen. Susan Collins (R): "It's nice to know, that when we work together we really can solve problems!"

Jon: "Yeah, how nice from you - I think I have a new word for the Urban Dictionary: Congratsturbating."

by Al P Trollolol April 30, 2013

Congratsturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

Coined by Jon Stewart

'Did you hear Susan Collins saying how proud she was that Congress passed a bill to speed up air travel?'

'Yeah that bitch is just congratsturbating.'

by Umbeeee April 29, 2013

Contrasturbation

A portmanteau word, comprised of words "contrast" and "masturbation". The word means to give way more value/relevance to different things, just because of their contrastful nature. The contrast may show itself in many ways, such as opinions which go against "the norm", or even drawing something cute as "badass". It is a phenomenon typically occuring in art, but also within perceptions of people.

-Mark is always talking about how everybody should throw away their money and live in the wild. What do you think got into him?
-Contrasturbation. That's what got into him.

by Local intellectual November 29, 2021

Contrasturbation

A portmanteau word, comprised of words "contrast" and "masturbation". The word means to give way more value/relevance to different things, just because of their contrastful nature. The contrast may show itself in many ways, such as opinions which go against "the norm", or even drawing something cute as "badass". It is a phenomenon typically occuring in art, but also within perceptions of people.

-Mark is always talking about how everybody should throw away their money and live in the wild. What do you think got into him?
-Contrasturbation. That's what got into him.

by Local intellectual November 29, 2021