Contrasturbation 

A portmanteau word, comprised of words "contrast" and "masturbation". The word means to give way more value/relevance to different things, just because of their contrastful nature. The contrast may show itself in many ways, such as opinions which go against "the norm", or even drawing something cute as "badass". It is a phenomenon typically occuring in art, but also within perceptions of people.

-Mark is always talking about how everybody should throw away their money and live in the wild. What do you think got into him?
-Contrasturbation. That's what got into him.

Contrasturbation by Local intellectual November 29, 2021

Contrasturbation 

A portmanteau word, comprised of words "contrast" and "masturbation". The word means to give way more value/relevance to different things, just because of their contrastful nature. The contrast may show itself in many ways, such as opinions which go against "the norm", or even drawing something cute as "badass". It is a phenomenon typically occuring in art, but also within perceptions of people.

-Mark is always talking about how everybody should throw away their money and live in the wild. What do you think got into him?
-Contrasturbation. That's what got into him.

Contrasturbation by Local intellectual November 29, 2021

congrasturbating 

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

congrasturbating - what your congress did today

congrasturbating by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013

Congratsturbation

The act of congratulating one's self, especially if done excessively.

Neil: I'm so awesome! I totally scored the winning goal last night!
Stephen: Stop your congratsturbation, you'll go blind.

Congratsturbation by Fraguar September 20, 2012