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Congo Sausage 

Always considered rather trampy, she was notorious for her love of the Congo Sausage.
Congo Sausage by El Stink July 17, 2009

Congo Schlongo 

Your mum is craving for congo schlongo.
Congo Schlongo by bitchmasterb October 28, 2010

[Congo Sea Bradler]

a highly endangered badger-like mammal with brown fur that can doggy-paddle and eats only celery
You are as cute as a Congo Sea Bradler!
[Congo Sea Bradler] by Bernhard February 2, 2008

congo shiner 

Someone who’s good at sex
She thought she wanted a lover boy but what she really want is a congo shiner
congo shiner by anonymous July 20, 2022

congo dip stick 

When a white male rubs a necklace on your belly till completion
Conor gave a Congo dip stick yesterday

suicide congo 

Suicide in a brutal manner, like how everything from the Congo is. Would also be pretty intense and or redundant like jumping from a plane onto a helicopter whilst cutting your wrist.
Ex. "Dude, I'm so depressed I'm going to set myself on fire and jump into that wood chipper that is also on fire."
"That's straight suicide Congo, Cuz."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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