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Congo Sausage 

Always considered rather trampy, she was notorious for her love of the Congo Sausage.
Congo Sausage by El Stink July 17, 2009

Congo Schlongo 

Your mum is craving for congo schlongo.
Congo Schlongo by bitchmasterb October 28, 2010

[Congo Sea Bradler]

a highly endangered badger-like mammal with brown fur that can doggy-paddle and eats only celery
You are as cute as a Congo Sea Bradler!
[Congo Sea Bradler] by Bernhard February 2, 2008

congo shiner 

Someone who’s good at sex
She thought she wanted a lover boy but what she really want is a congo shiner
congo shiner by anonymous July 20, 2022

congo dip stick 

When a white male rubs a necklace on your belly till completion
Conor gave a Congo dip stick yesterday

suicide congo 

Suicide in a brutal manner, like how everything from the Congo is. Would also be pretty intense and or redundant like jumping from a plane onto a helicopter whilst cutting your wrist.
Ex. "Dude, I'm so depressed I'm going to set myself on fire and jump into that wood chipper that is also on fire."
"That's straight suicide Congo, Cuz."