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Confluchuated 

Being extremely confused to the point that you can't even explain what's going on in your mind
Mike: yo so i went to class and my teacher asked me if i like coffee so i said yeah i drive a ford flex and jumped out a helicopter and landed in a gym with lebron james and thats how i got married to my next door neighbor.
Owen: ok can you repeat that im confluchuated.
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Confuctuated 

When you are so fucking confused words don't cut it anymore
" He was so confuctuated when he saw his wife cheating on him only to then find out the man was his son"
Confuctuated by Nokus Pocus January 4, 2023

confluxuated 

that guys face is so confluxuated!
confluxuated by Ampoloney June 11, 2009

Confuckuated

The ability to be confused and not giving a fuck at the same time.
David was Confuckuated at the table while listening to his wife ramble on.
Confuckuated by iG00 March 13, 2022
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026