Confluchuated

Being extremely confused to the point that you can't even explain what's going on in your mind

Mike: yo so i went to class and my teacher asked me if i like coffee so i said yeah i drive a ford flex and jumped out a helicopter and landed in a gym with lebron james and thats how i got married to my next door neighbor.
Owen: ok can you repeat that im confluchuated.

by Ya boi with the words November 16, 2018

Confuctuated

When you are so fucking confused words don't cut it anymore

" He was so confuctuated when he saw his wife cheating on him only to then find out the man was his son"

by Nokus Pocus January 4, 2023

confluxuated

messed up or broken

that guys face is so confluxuated!

by Ampoloney June 11, 2009

Confuckuated

The ability to be confused and not giving a fuck at the same time.

David was Confuckuated at the table while listening to his wife ramble on.

by iG00 March 13, 2022