confuckted

when something becomes so fucked up there is no possible solution; a pile up; a tangled mess; a gaggle-fuck; an impossible situation.

Lance's already shakey marriage became even more confuckted when his wife caught him in bed with her brother Bruce and the neighbor's cat.

by YoungZ July 11, 2006

Confuckadoodle

An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.

The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!

by John J Black August 15, 2012

confuckle

Another word used for being confused.

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha

by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009

Confucked

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

by catfood69 May 11, 2016

confuckled

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.

I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!

by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

confusted

in the state of being confused and frustrated.

pedro is confusted bc he doesn't know if his real name is jose or pedro.

by confustedemployee July 20, 2011

confucktion

the clusterfuck created by construction zones

"theres a construction sign ahead"
" this is gonna be a confucktion"

by fadedredwing May 14, 2009