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Confibulise 

/kənˈfibjʊ'lʌɪz/

When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.

When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."

The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
Confibulise by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020
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Confibulated 

Are you Confused? Do you not know what the fuck this word means? Do you find yourself stumped or stupifyed? Well holy HELL you just defined for yourself the word confibulated!!!
Umm, why can't I find any fucking mellowyellow!!! Well, that would make you Confibulated.
Confibulated by RAO! January 16, 2009
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Confibulated 

It's simply a mind-fuck. It's you forgetting what you never knew.
Hey baby, remember when i fucked that other guy? No? Oh maybe you just confibulated it.
Confibulated by MilairSamhawke January 18, 2011

dis-confibulated 

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused
Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple
dis-confibulated by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017
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