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When a girl asks a guy to go get a condom knowing that he'll have to leave the room to get one. As the guy leaves the room to go get one, she takes off and leaves. The guy comes back to an empty room and doesn't get laid.

"I went to get a rubber last night and I got back to the party to find out I've been condomized. The chick took off while I was grabbing a condom and didnt sleep with me.

condomized by Doshua Wingnut October 7, 2009

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Condomized

The past-tense of "Condomize";

The female version of "Cock Block", to be blocked or prevented from "getting action" or "scoring" as a female.

I was condomized by this guy's friend at the park today.

Condomized by Luckystarz_2 July 23, 2026

Related Words

condomized • condomize • condomed • condimize • condoize • condomise • condozed

condomise

To use a condom during sex

Be wise- condomise!

condomise by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011

condozed

A portmanteau of 'condo' and 'bulldoze', this term describes the demolition of an element of the built environment (building, street, park, etc.), and its subsequent replacement with a condominium building. The term is generally used to describe condominium buildings which are either out of scale, out of context, or both. This term can be attributed to the website ForgottenChicago.com.

Before they were condozed, this area was filled with factories.

condozed by Frank Silver January 7, 2008

condomize

Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.

"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."

"Hold on, let me condomize ya."

condomize by Tragic Rabbit June 19, 2006

Condomize

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them

"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"

Condomize by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013

Word of the Day on February 6, 2013

condomed

There are two definitions:

#1 (verb) getting pregnant due to a deficient condom

#2 (verb) fucking while using a condom

For definition #1:
Rachel and Taylor see a pregnant woman.
"Whoaaaa she got condomed!!"

For definition #2:
Rachel and Taylor meet a boy.
"Ayy you wanna go get condomed??"
"Ohhh HELL YEAH!!!"

condomed by UsefulKnowledge123 October 24, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026