When a girl asks a guy to go get a condom knowing that he'll have to leave the room to get one. As the guy leaves the room to go get one, she takes off and leaves. The guy comes back to an empty room and doesn't get laid.

"I went to get a rubber last night and I got back to the party to find out I've been condomized. The chick took off while I was grabbing a condom and didnt sleep with me.

condomized by Doshua Wingnut October 7, 2009

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condomize

Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.

"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."

"Hold on, let me condomize ya."

condomize by Tragic Rabbit June 19, 2006

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Condomize

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them

"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"

Condomize by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013

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condomize

The act of putting on a condom

Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"

fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.

condomize by enrico suave February 6, 2013

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condomize

To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.

Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.

condomize by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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