condomize 

Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.

"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."

"Hold on, let me condomize ya."

condomize by Tragic Rabbit June 19, 2006

Condomize 

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them

"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"

Condomize by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013

condomize 

The act of putting on a condom

Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"

fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.

condomize by enrico suave February 6, 2013

condomize 

To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.

Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.

condomize by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

condomize 

To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection

Friend: What ya doing later man?

Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.

condomize by Insidivs February 21, 2010

Condomize 

To be thrifty with condom use; to use it multiple times.

"I only have one condom left and no money for the next week. It's time to tighten my belt and condomize."

Condomize by Ricks Real February 9, 2013

Condomize

The female version of "Cock Block", to be blocked or prevented from "getting action" or "scoring" as a female.

I was condomized by this guy's friend at the park today.

Condomize by Luckystarz_2 July 21, 2026