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condom game

Thisis a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as u want. it is played in a supermarket. u grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper. while they arent looking u slip the condoms into their shopping. Then u follow them to the checkout and see what happens. You score a point if they dont notice and purchase them. but if they notice them and put them aside u get nothing. a fun game to play.
Lachie won the condom game because the granny purchased them.
condom game by happyfeet... December 24, 2006
Word of the Day on January 28, 2016
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Condom Game

Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.
Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.
Condom Game by X CAT ULTIMA January 22, 2023

The Condom Game

The rules of the game are simple: Go to your favorite grocery, pharmacy, or convenience store, and pick THREE items, one of them being condoms, and try to get a reaction at the checkout lane.
Barry was banned from Wal-Mart for playing the condom game.

Condoms, snorkel, dummies guide to dolphins.

Condoms, Johnson & Johnson no tears shampoo, gummy bears.
The Condom Game by CalvinD October 16, 2008

gamer girl condom 

A condom made for simps by the Egirl Queen of thots Belle delphine for when you have sex with gamer girls
"I'm gonna have sex with a gamer girl I'll use my Gamer girl condom"

Roblox condo games 

A Roblox game where a bunch of hormonal 13 year olds go to masturbate to virtual Lego figures. The people there are mostly ignorant, narrow minded and rude.
Hormonal 13 year old kid: Yo wanna f*** some hot chicks on Roblox condo games?

Kid with intact dignity: Nah bro I'm not jacking it to virtual Lego figures.
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murderhobo 

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