Condesure 

To condescendingly assure.

You: No, really, BBQ wing sauce on breadsticks is a great idea, I swear!

Them: Are you trying to condesure me?

Condesure by auniverseaway March 11, 2009

condescending bitch 

Person who believes you need their help and cannot succeed on your own. Person who believes they are superior to you and offers help when they dont even have anything.

I'll take care of you when I get rich and sell my music. Right now im living off my husbands money. Response: i have more money than you, you condescending bitch.

condescending bitch by flexas January 28, 2014

condescending prick

A self-important person who thinks is way better than others morally, intellectually and emotionally.

Francis: Finally, my economic model is working. I have gotten all my impulse response functions nicely.
JeanPaul: How nice! But your model doesn't even have capital. Check my models, all of them have capital. I know it may be hard for you, but don't worry, one day you'll improve.

Francis: what a condescending prick!

condescending prick by JR for junior August 30, 2015

Condescending Smiley Face 

Condescending Smiley Face - When someone uses a smiley-face in an obviously heated text-based argument in an attempt to seem 'better' or 'above' the other person.

e.g. of a Condescending Smiley Face: The context is an argument on youtube over something stupid. "If you'd actually read the date though you'd realise you're wrong :)"

Condescending Smiley Face by AcidCH August 3, 2013

Condescending

Subtly showing that you feel superior to others. Is usually viewed as extremely douchey

Oh, I hate that kid. He's such a condescending piece of shit.

Condescending by mayanaze February 21, 2017

Condescending Wonka

A meme that shows a picture of Willy Wonka talking to the childeren on the tour resting on his arm. The captions around it usually say something condescending such as:

So you have a child at 18? You must be so mature.

There are close to 7 billion people in the world and your one true love happens to go to the same school as you? How convenient.

You made a Condescending Wonka meme? You must be so clever and witty.

Condescending Wonka by CondescendingWanker January 3, 2014

condescending prick

Someone who thinks all their actions, thoughts, opinions and tastes are better than anybody's else.

ps: Very often condescending pricks are also pseudo-intellectuals. However pseudo-intellectuals tend to be more subtle.

JOE - This beer is pretty good huh?
CP - Please... this? It's shit. You should try the beer I've had in Germany, now that was worth drinking. This is just piss.
JOE - You're such a condescending prick.

condescending prick by Dmitry Karamazov December 19, 2012