mayanaze's definitions

Shut the fuck up

1. A way to convey your annoyance or other displeasure at another person’s remarks.

2. An expression of disbelief.

3. Describes a successful outcome of definition 1.

1. Person A: “Did you hear that in the new Star Wars movie, towards the en-“
Person B: “Shut the fuck up! You’re gonna spoil it for me!”

2. Person A: “Dude, Alex bought a brand new Bugatti Chiron!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up, are you serious?”

3. Person A: “I told Eric not to spoil the end of the new Star Wars movie and he shut the fuck up.”

by mayanaze July 19, 2018

Nicotine

Nicotine will fuck up your life. It is the addictive chemical in cigarettes and, more recently, vape pens like the Juul. It makes you feel dizzy and a little bit happy for about a minute, but frequent users don’t even feel this effect anymore and just need it to feel normal. It is not worth it at all to get addicted. It’s bad for your lungs, especially if smoked in a cigarette.

I’ve been smoking for 5 years now and I get out of breath really easily. I also cough up a shitload of phlegm whenever I clear my throat. I really need to quit using nicotine.

by mayanaze July 19, 2018

Tailgating

Something that fucking retards do.

This dude was tailgating me the whole ride home... I really just wanted to slam on the brakes!

by mayanaze May 30, 2018

419

Low quality weed

I smoked a bowl of the shit that Sean sold me but I think he might’ve ripped me off, fuckin’ 419

by mayanaze June 2, 2018

O

Ounce, usually of weed; about 28 grams

I just bought an o, wanna have a smoke sesh?

by mayanaze June 2, 2018

Fuck it

Usually said when doing something ill-advised, disregarding any and all consequences

I’m pretty sloshed, I shouldn’t drink anymore... fuck it, get me another shot

by mayanaze June 8, 2018

FUI

Fucked up individual. Usually someone who has done something that is viewed as socially or morally wrong.

Did you hear about Eric beating the hell out of Cam last night? He's in the hospital and he might never recover! Damn, what an FUI.

The old gym teacher got caught with illegal pornography on his computer. I always knew he was an FUI.

by mayanaze February 21, 2017