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Nicotine

Nicotine will fuck up your life. It is the addictive chemical in cigarettes and, more recently, vape pens like the Juul. It makes you feel dizzy and a little bit happy for about a minute, but frequent users don’t even feel this effect anymore and just need it to feel normal. It is not worth it at all to get addicted. It’s bad for your lungs, especially if smoked in a cigarette.
I’ve been smoking for 5 years now and I get out of breath really easily. I also cough up a shitload of phlegm whenever I clear my throat. I really need to quit using nicotine.
by mayanaze July 19, 2018
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Fuck it

Usually said when doing something ill-advised, disregarding any and all consequences
I’m pretty sloshed, I shouldn’t drink anymore... fuck it, get me another shot
by mayanaze June 8, 2018
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Shut the fuck up

1. A way to convey your annoyance or other displeasure at another person’s remarks.

2. An expression of disbelief.

3. Describes a successful outcome of definition 1.
1. Person A: “Did you hear that in the new Star Wars movie, towards the en-“
Person B: “Shut the fuck up! You’re gonna spoil it for me!”

2. Person A: “Dude, Alex bought a brand new Bugatti Chiron!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up, are you serious?”

3. Person A: “I told Eric not to spoil the end of the new Star Wars movie and he shut the fuck up.”
by mayanaze July 19, 2018
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Chevy SS

Dude, did you hear about David's new Chevy SS? That thing is the shit!
by mayanaze February 6, 2017
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Masshole

Derogatory term originating in New England to refer to somebody from Massachusetts. Most commonly used while driving.
Dammit! That masshole just cut me off!

Sorry I’m late for work, all the masshole leaf peepers caused a traffic jam on Route 101.
by mayanaze November 11, 2021
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High School

100 times better than middle school and 100 times worse than college. Is either the best four years of your life or the worst four years of your life depending on how you play it.
Damn, I just graduated from High School.
by mayanaze February 6, 2017
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FUI

Fucked up individual. Usually someone who has done something that is viewed as socially or morally wrong.
Did you hear about Eric beating the hell out of Cam last night? He's in the hospital and he might never recover! Damn, what an FUI.

The old gym teacher got caught with illegal pornography on his computer. I always knew he was an FUI.
by mayanaze February 21, 2017
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