mayanaze's definitions

Tailgating

Something that fucking retards do.

This dude was tailgating me the whole ride home... I really just wanted to slam on the brakes!

by mayanaze May 30, 2018

419

Low quality weed

I smoked a bowl of the shit that Sean sold me but I think he might’ve ripped me off, fuckin’ 419

by mayanaze June 2, 2018

O

Ounce, usually of weed; about 28 grams

I just bought an o, wanna have a smoke sesh?

by mayanaze June 2, 2018

Fuck it

Usually said when doing something ill-advised, disregarding any and all consequences

I’m pretty sloshed, I shouldn’t drink anymore... fuck it, get me another shot

by mayanaze June 8, 2018

FUI

Fucked up individual. Usually someone who has done something that is viewed as socially or morally wrong.

Did you hear about Eric beating the hell out of Cam last night? He's in the hospital and he might never recover! Damn, what an FUI.

The old gym teacher got caught with illegal pornography on his computer. I always knew he was an FUI.

by mayanaze February 21, 2017

Lifted truck

A truck that has had its suspension modified so that it rides way too far off the ground, usually to the point where the high center of gravity could actually be dangerous. Normally driven by someone who chews dip, starts fights, and has an extremely tiny penis.

My lifted truck has straight pipes and rolls coal, but my dick is still two inches hard. What in tarnation?

by mayanaze February 21, 2017

Condescending

Subtly showing that you feel superior to others. Is usually viewed as extremely douchey

Oh, I hate that kid. He's such a condescending piece of shit.

by mayanaze February 21, 2017