mayanaze's definitions

Shut the fuck up

1. A way to convey your annoyance or other displeasure at another person’s remarks.

2. An expression of disbelief.

3. Describes a successful outcome of definition 1.

1. Person A: “Did you hear that in the new Star Wars movie, towards the en-“
Person B: “Shut the fuck up! You’re gonna spoil it for me!”

2. Person A: “Dude, Alex bought a brand new Bugatti Chiron!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up, are you serious?”

3. Person A: “I told Eric not to spoil the end of the new Star Wars movie and he shut the fuck up.”

by mayanaze July 19, 2018

High School

100 times better than middle school and 100 times worse than college. Is either the best four years of your life or the worst four years of your life depending on how you play it.

Damn, I just graduated from High School.

by mayanaze February 6, 2017

Volodymyr Zelensky

Former actor and comedian who is now the president of the nation of Ukraine. Also holds the world record for having the largest balls of any human being in history.

Volodymyr Zelensky is a complete fucking badass.

by mayanaze March 2, 2022

419

Low quality weed

I smoked a bowl of the shit that Sean sold me but I think he might’ve ripped me off, fuckin’ 419

by mayanaze June 2, 2018

Chevy SS

Possibly the most slept on car ever.

Dude, did you hear about David's new Chevy SS? That thing is the shit!

by mayanaze February 6, 2017

Condescending

Subtly showing that you feel superior to others. Is usually viewed as extremely douchey

Oh, I hate that kid. He's such a condescending piece of shit.

by mayanaze February 21, 2017

Nicotine

Nicotine will fuck up your life. It is the addictive chemical in cigarettes and, more recently, vape pens like the Juul. It makes you feel dizzy and a little bit happy for about a minute, but frequent users don’t even feel this effect anymore and just need it to feel normal. It is not worth it at all to get addicted. It’s bad for your lungs, especially if smoked in a cigarette.

I’ve been smoking for 5 years now and I get out of breath really easily. I also cough up a shitload of phlegm whenever I clear my throat. I really need to quit using nicotine.

by mayanaze July 19, 2018