Definitions by mayanaze
Oh no moment
When you have been drinking heavily and are having a great time, when suddenly you become extremely nauseous.
I was dancing at the frat party last night when I had an oh no moment and puked all over the pong table.
Oh no moment by mayanaze April 16, 2022
Volodymyr Zelensky
Former actor and comedian who is now the president of the nation of Ukraine. Also holds the world record for having the largest balls of any human being in history.
Volodymyr Zelensky by mayanaze March 2, 2022
Masshole
Derogatory term originating in New England to refer to somebody from Massachusetts. Most commonly used while driving.
Dammit! That masshole just cut me off!
Sorry I’m late for work, all the masshole leaf peepers caused a traffic jam on Route 101.
Sorry I’m late for work, all the masshole leaf peepers caused a traffic jam on Route 101.
Freedom eagle
Freedom eagle by mayanaze April 26, 2021
Shut the fuck up
1. A way to convey your annoyance or other displeasure at another person’s remarks.
2. An expression of disbelief.
3. Describes a successful outcome of definition 1.
2. An expression of disbelief.
3. Describes a successful outcome of definition 1.
1. Person A: “Did you hear that in the new Star Wars movie, towards the en-“
Person B: “Shut the fuck up! You’re gonna spoil it for me!”
2. Person A: “Dude, Alex bought a brand new Bugatti Chiron!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up, are you serious?”
3. Person A: “I told Eric not to spoil the end of the new Star Wars movie and he shut the fuck up.”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up! You’re gonna spoil it for me!”
2. Person A: “Dude, Alex bought a brand new Bugatti Chiron!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up, are you serious?”
3. Person A: “I told Eric not to spoil the end of the new Star Wars movie and he shut the fuck up.”
Shut the fuck up by mayanaze July 19, 2018
Nicotine
Nicotine will fuck up your life. It is the addictive chemical in cigarettes and, more recently, vape pens like the Juul. It makes you feel dizzy and a little bit happy for about a minute, but frequent users don’t even feel this effect anymore and just need it to feel normal. It is not worth it at all to get addicted. It’s bad for your lungs, especially if smoked in a cigarette.