2 definitions by CondescendingWanker
A meme that shows a picture of Willy Wonka talking to the childeren on the tour resting on his arm. The captions around it usually say something condescending such as:
So you have a child at 18? You must be so mature.
There are close to 7 billion people in the world and your one true love happens to go to the same school as you? How convenient.
You made a Condescending Wonka meme? You must be so clever and witty.
There are close to 7 billion people in the world and your one true love happens to go to the same school as you? How convenient.
You made a Condescending Wonka meme? You must be so clever and witty.
by CondescendingWanker January 4, 2014
A magazine popular in the UK that follows the doings of lots of rock and punk bands. Its generally £2.10 and is hated on by people for only covering Green Day, Slipknot and Linkin Park. Whereas if they actually READ the thing or watched the channel or even the radio version then they would know that they do LOADS of other bands. I buy it every week, its awesome.
Dude: Did you get Kerrang this week?
Hater: Fuck no! All they ever cover is shitty Linkin Park!
Dude: Oh that's funny. Look! An interview with Ozzy Ozborne! Oooo and one with Asking Alexandria AND Patrick Stump! Was Kurt Cobain murdered? Well you may never know because you're too fucking narrow minded to read it!
Hater: Fall Out Boy's emo why the hill did they interview that fag! I thought they did rock!
Dude: *kills self*
Hater: Fuck no! All they ever cover is shitty Linkin Park!
Dude: Oh that's funny. Look! An interview with Ozzy Ozborne! Oooo and one with Asking Alexandria AND Patrick Stump! Was Kurt Cobain murdered? Well you may never know because you're too fucking narrow minded to read it!
Hater: Fall Out Boy's emo why the hill did they interview that fag! I thought they did rock!
Dude: *kills self*
by CondescendingWanker May 26, 2014