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The act of being obliterated and completly destroyed by a traffic cone

(Invented during a game of halo 3 when a traffic cone blasted by a grenade smaked a guys head off)
dude did you see that it was absolut coneage
Coneage by cob cob April 1, 2009
The verb form of the adjective contagious.
"I'm sorry you have the flu. Just don't contage me!!"
contage by Christopher Daniels February 7, 2008
The verb to the word contagious.

to transmit disease by direct or indirect contact with an infected person
" don't get close to me, I don't want you to contage me"
contage by Ailyn C. October 2, 2020

Condaleeza Rice 

whigger and insult to African Americans
Got what she benifited from affirmative action and now wants to illegalize it.
Condaleeza Rice by Janel Karam April 19, 2004

Condamentaphobia 

Any person that is deathly afraid of or does not like condaments.
Dylan: What does Mike want on his burger?

Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe

Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!

Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia

Dylan: .....What the fuck?!

Consages 

An elite group of individuals that consciously rebel against society, for the sake of freedom
"VENOMATE is definitely a Consages ,he's so free spirited"
Consages by VENOMATE August 13, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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