Conarch

A phony male who pretends to be an alpha-male (monarch) in order to get women or high paying jobs

The conarch bought a car he couldn't afford to appear rich and powerful in order to get laid.

by Ben Pease March 29, 2008

Conacher

Jokingly explained as "Norwegian" for a sex toy, typically used by someones mother.

Don't be a Conacher

by Mikel prod June 8, 2017

conachered

A perfectly operational bus that is taken out on to a public road and for no reason, other than the driver sitting in the chair, it catastrophically breaks down. Normally needing towed away.

This bus has been totally conachered

by Baldymonkey November 3, 2020

Conarahassi

a made up name

Boy: Hey have you met the new girl? Her name is Conarahassi.

by wassupmyniqqas February 10, 2021