CONFLUSED

TO BE CON (FUCKING) FUSED , BEWILDERED, NO IDEA AT ALL , MIXED UP

YOU GOT ME CONFLUSED WITH YOUR LAST BITCH.

by tastie cakes lmao October 20, 2008

conflused

Unable to think clearly due to symptoms of the flu or cold.

I was so sick last week. I was conflused and could not think straight!

by carickster August 9, 2016

ConFLUsed

When public health officials don't really know what the hell is going on with a new virus strain. Let's name it Swine, no that's not fair to pigs. How about H1N1 2009? No, Influenza AH1N1!

Boy, am I conFLUsed with all these media mentions about the latest epidemic/pandemic/plague crap that's going down.

by Roccus May 1, 2009

Confused him

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014

confused screaming

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

Color Confused

The new politically correct term for those who are "color blind".

Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"

Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."

by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011