comprestand

To Comprehend and to understand at the same time, thus having a full comprehension and understanding of the situation or idea etc.

I comprestand what you mean about her amazing body.

I comprestand my rights Occifer.

comprestand by Curtis F. A.K.A C~Dawg September 6, 2005

Comprestand

Comprestand, to understand and comprehend at the same time. Meant to rid the English Language of confusion between understand and comprehend.

A. "I think I understand and comprehend what your saying."
B. "You fully comprestand my statement."

Comprestand by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 20, 2020

compretend

When someone seems to be comprehending directions or instructions but it turns out that they are just pretending.

My boss just explained the project to me and I nodded like I understood, but I was just compretending.

compretend by CaptainRong1 December 23, 2013

comprehandle 

to understand and handle a subject

My brain is too much for you to comprehandle.

comprehandle by KeenanP April 24, 2021

Comperstand 

Definition 1: To ask someone to make you understand something. Most of the time something questionable or with no answer.

Definition 2: Asking someone if they understood or heard what you said.

Def 1- Guy 1: Can someone comperstand for me why the hell on beyblade they shoot beyblades from helicopters?
Guy 2: ...I dont know.

Def 2- Guy 1: Hey man can you get me a Dr. pepper?

Guy 2: Huh? What did you say?

Guy 1: Did you not comperstand me? I said to get me a Dr. pepper while youre up.

Guy 2: Oh ok.

Comperstand by GutenTagFaust October 25, 2010

compressanated 

the act of something that has been compressed

he has already compressanated that bag

compressanated by i made compressanated May 24, 2018

Compretended 

When you pretend to understand what someone said, however you did not understand a thing they said.

Source hotweather and krum

I compretended what she said so she would leave me alone.

Compretended by THEnuthouse June 13, 2018