Comport 

A word that SCAdians use in Royal Court to appear intelligent.

While at Pennsic, I was asked "If I could only select one, which would I chose: Win Crown, get Knighted, or publically being asked what the word 'comport' means." Given my ego's egregious need for perpetual affirmation, the answer is clear. Bring on the question!!!

Comport by Shady Bop January 14, 2022

Comport 

accord or agree with.

"our outdated rules did not comport with 21st-century realities"

Comport by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

comport with the truth 

A polite way of calling something complete bullshit.

Trump: I’m the best President evah! EV-AHHH!!

Journalist: Mr. President , sir ... that statement simply does not comport with the truth.

comport with the truth by Mydaho May 31, 2018

Compost in her cooch 

A very fertile woman who gets pregnant easily.

“Knocked that bitch up again! Girl’s got compost in her cooch!”

Compost in her cooch by Montreal Mattitude May 19, 2019

Comfort Character 

A comfort character is when a character, which can be from a TV show, game, book etc makes you feel safe and happy when upset, sad, down etc.

“When I feel sad, I think about Mario. He is my comfort character and makes me feel happy.”

Comfort Character by Squootre May 14, 2020

Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.

Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.

Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013

comfort movie

Like comfort food, a comfort movie is a movie that one watches to feel less shit and a movie that evokes many positive/lovely feelings in that one person.

"Everytime I feel down, I like to watch my comfort movie which is any one of the Harry Potter movies and eat my favourite comfort food, chocolate.""

comfort movie by ntshtfy December 26, 2011