A state of being in which your irritability and unpleasantness causes others to accuse you of “taking a flight on the Complane”. Depending on how unbearable you are to your
friends, they
may assert that you are the
Pilot, the Co-Pilot, the Stewardess, or simply a Passenger on the Complane.
Friend
1: I’m so tired of studying, I want my exams to just be over already.
Friend
2: You are really riding the Complane right now.
Friend 1: Why do we have to be at this party right now? I
don’t know anyone and they don’t even have free drinks.
Friend
2: Wow, you’re like the Stewardess of the Complane.
Friend 1: WHY DOES EVERYTHING
BAD HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!
Friend
2: Congratulations, you’ve just been awarded a Pilot position on the Complane.