commotion 

the result of four nerdy bastards failing to notice the cemi tralier screaming down the road packed with calateral cream and driven by the unlisceneced and retarded lutkins loving crazy eyes.

aight, wats all the bloddy commotion.

a manitee caused a commotion. deep beneath the ocean.

commotion by bashsilent.tk January 22, 2004

Commotion 

The 8th Ocean on Earth. Created mostly by post pubescent teenage boys, but refilled by single and married men alike, to relieve the explosive pressure created in the male testes and prostate.

Generally caused by masturbation as a prevention to insanity.

Too silky and opaque to swim in.

All of these horny males have created quite a commotion.

The newest commotion is impossible to conceive by itself.

Lots of swimmers in the commotion...thats life.

Life begins at...
Wasting sperm is murder!
A useless commotion.
Rotten, unfertilized eggs have little value without the exhausting trip made by the determined sperm; beginning the commotion of life.

Commotion by JoeBagOfDonuts April 28, 2023

Commotion Lotion 

Noun: Term used to refer to the popular tonic wine Buckfast. Can also refer to other cheap alcoholic drinks favoured by the youth of Scotland, and is often associated with petty crime, hooliganism, and raucous house parties.

In other news this week, a spate of burglaries have occured in the Govan area. Police suspect Commotion Lotion to have been taken by the suspects.

Commotion Lotion by CuntFaeEmbra May 18, 2011

commotion sickness 

The sense of nausea, headache, panic and/or exhaustion one feels when there are too many people doing things around you while you are trying to relax.

This sensation can also be felt by the person busy in motion doing too many things at once.

Joe: Lisa, will you sit down and relax. Do you have to wrap the parcels, do laundry and cook dinner right now?

Lisa: I have to get ready for my family Christmas party.

Joe: You are giving me a case of commotion sickness

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Eric: I can't even go to the shopping malls on Black Friday. It gives me commotion sickness.

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Mary: I just have to get my groceries, pick up my dry cleaning, stop by the florist, meet Jane for coffee and then head across town to meet my Mother. I am starting to get commotion sickness.

commotion sickness by Rex Roddy January 8, 2012

commotion in the ocean

sex on a waterbed

"oh man there was a real commotion in the ocean last night with me and mindy."

commotion in the ocean by tubetess December 12, 2017

commotion sticks

A stick made of the finest wood. It is strong, light and easy 2 swing. it is used for causing much commotion. if the commotion stick belongs to a person skilled in bush diving, great powers are released from the stick.

Ron smashed a hole in ms shywees classroom wall after he was threatened with a friday detention

commotion sticks by ronny irani January 22, 2004

10K Commotion

a website with an online comic about a fictional Dance Dance Revolution tournament that mostly appeals to Bemani geeks and people who go to anime cons. kinda based on a bunch of real tourneys and cons.

used as an adj. refers to the rules listed on the site, "perfects x 2 + greats + okays"

"The last DDR tourney at Otakon was 10K Commotion-style. Easier than calculating percentages for everybody on every song."

10K Commotion by second tuesday October 20, 2006