Commisso 

Anyone with a particularly peculiar voice and a variety of not funny jokes is called a Commisso. they do not have a first name, just a last name.

Yo Commisso!!!! ;)

Commisso by MGNht May 4, 2009

nocturnal commissions 

A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.

Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!

nocturnal commissions by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

Commissaire Fuklaw 

A very badass and avesome Angry Marines Commissaire, very ill for heresy, so ill he even finds his own men heretics!

The Angry Marines have a Commissar because Fuklaw was too damn angry to be put anywhere else. After the Angry Marines saw him in action, they started recruiting from his homeworld.

Also he fucks impostors, fucks heresy, thinks that cover is for pussies and is a real paranoid psycho.

Angry Marine Chant - ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
~ Commissaire Fuklaw during campaign

Commissaire Fuklaw by Yaminoyori December 25, 2009

Commission 

1) A fee paid to an agent for providing a service, especially a percentage of the total amount of business transacted.

2) A job or task given to a person or a group, especially an order to produce a particular product or piece of work.

3) A group of people authorized to carry out a duty.

4) The committing of something, especially a crime or other offense.

1) The middleman was paid a fee.

2) The factory was given a commission.

3) The spy had commission to kill suspects of terrorism.

4) The commission of a crime.

Commission by Jafje June 28, 2007

Commissioner Gordon 

When you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as Batman and then fucking her in the ass. You need to address her as "Gordon" while you're doing it because as well all know, Batman does enjoy surprising Commissioner Gordon. When you are done, before she can turn around, you must jump out the nearest window. When you are gone, she MUST say, "I hate when he does that"...or some other witty line that only Commissioner Gordon would say.

After I saw "The Dark Knight," I was so turned on, I gave your grandmother a Commissioner Gordon.

Commissioner Gordon by Shamu22 June 10, 2010

Commissioner Gordon 

A friend who only contacts you; when they are in need of your help.

You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.

Commissioner Gordon by The_Ecstatic1 September 1, 2014

Commission Breath 

Verbal behavior of always being in a selling mode.

Jim is always trying to sell you something. He scares people away with his commission breath.

Commission Breath by "John" Jack Cutone January 5, 2009