Commentosis

Commentosis, sometimes known as Tweetpression is the depression that engulfs a person when the object of your affection online comments to the comment after yours, and in doing so neglects to acknowledge your contribution to the thread.

The object of your affection- "I really need to get out of the house tonight!"
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total commentosis."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

commentose

Comatose from comments. When you are sifting through peoples' online postings or comments and you get so bored, you are almost comatose.

"I'm just sifting through my facebook page and Jerry's posting responses have me commentose."

by kneelund April 6, 2010

Commentalist

A constant commentary of all things minor, unnecessary and irrelevant, derived from an obsessive need to comment on everything with no particular purpose or outcome.

“That’s a talking point”: said the Commentalist, after no particular topic of conversation.

by RMB78 November 23, 2017

Commentitis

The obsessive nature of checking your status postings on Facebook for comments every time a computer/smartphone is near. Lack of comments usually leads to more status updates, "Status Frenzy".

Only two comments on my status?!, Ohhh my commentitis is flaring up again

by Karrg0 November 28, 2010

cementosis

When you can’t tell the difference between concrete or cement!

Cementosis when you can’t tell the difference between concrete or cement! I.e. when are you pouring the cement? Don’t you mean concrete- whatever I am nurse not a concreter, can you do CPR?

by Karlabrit January 8, 2024