Commentitis

The obsessive nature of checking your status postings on Facebook for comments every time a computer/smartphone is near. Lack of comments usually leads to more status updates, "Status Frenzy".

Only two comments on my status?!, Ohhh my commentitis is flaring up again

by Karrg0 November 28, 2010

commentating

To comment in the middle of a conversation.

Michelle: So I went into Wal-Mart and there was a lady in her bikini buying her son a...

Hannah: If she had the audacity...

Michelle: Excuse me?

Hannah: Sorry I was just commentating.

by HannahJ9 August 13, 2012

commentatin'

To speak disrespectfully or harshly towards a person or thing.

Why you commentatin' on me?!?

by G-dog January 16, 2004

Commentalist

A constant commentary of all things minor, unnecessary and irrelevant, derived from an obsessive need to comment on everything with no particular purpose or outcome.

“That’s a talking point”: said the Commentalist, after no particular topic of conversation.

by RMB78 November 23, 2017

Commentation

The act of conversing through comments on MySpace, facebook, or any other networking website.

Dude she sent me a comment so i sent her one, and then it was one after the other, it turned into a commentation!

by Shawn, Megofna, Tam, Duong May 28, 2008

Commentosis

Commentosis, sometimes known as Tweetpression is the depression that engulfs a person when the object of your affection online comments to the comment after yours, and in doing so neglects to acknowledge your contribution to the thread.

The object of your affection- "I really need to get out of the house tonight!"
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total commentosis."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

communitis

The illness that comes from being a communist

That filthy communist has communitis

by nick808 March 14, 2011