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Commemeters 

YouTube users who instead of putting the comment section to good use, instead make references and/or use meme formats despite the platform and context they are using. Example:
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul:
(YouTube creator name): (normal thing to say)
These people are often younger YouTube users who regularly look at Snap chat memes or watch Sub-reddit videos on YouTube. Doing this in excessive amounts will lead to the inability to communicate in any way other than overused meme formats. Others simply do not understand that reciting a meme format in the comment section is about as impact as a bee penetrating the anus of the center of the universe. You might think the lack of medium in the comments would stop them, but no. (insert confused pikachu face) will make everything funny
Rob: Why is everyone just commenting memes?
Bob: They are commemeters.
Rob: Giving them a name isn't the same as answering my qu-
Commemeters by sexy_piece_of_bread December 15, 2019
Words you can keep

spanish commenters 

well known for there comments on music videos with an over use of emojis and cringey things saying they enjoy the music a bit of an overexageration

god help us
Person 1: ''Amo😍😍está música 🎶 es cool 😎 y bonita y con una vocecita y me da risa 😂 por esa parte todos cuídense que dios los bendiga ''

Comment reply: ''Then god damn spanish commenters are at it again!''
spanish commenters by Thom Staticz December 27, 2017

MLIA Commenters

The people who OP's don't think about when writing submissions. The ones who sit through Steve every day for three hours. The people who have the best comment section on the internet.
MLIA Commenters: All the regulars, n00bs, and trolls.
MLIA Commenters by MLIACommenter August 14, 2010

YouTube shorts commenters 

Actual cancer. It makes the among us community look mature.

Usually say something a long the lines of :

“(insert quote from the video)”

“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts

“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”

“First”

“As a (insert word)…”

“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”

“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”
1: I’m going to look at the comments on this YouTube shorts.

2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.

YouTube Commenters

Quite possibly the worst "people" on the planet.These cretins represent the worst of the lot in humanity and post their vile and disgusting comments to somehow vent their unholy bile vicariously through these random videos.they range from perversion,homophobia,racism,intimidation,hatred towards law enforcement officers,jealously,rage,cyber bullying and death threats.

A great deal of these posters are unemployed,still living at home or in the basement.They are slovenly looking with scraggly beards and out of shape,distrusting of the government and usually spend their pathetic existences consuming energy drinks,cunsuming prescription drugs and toggling from playing Xbox to posting disgusting comments on youtube.
youtube commenters,aren't human

Commentersation 

A conversation held on the comments section of someones myspace/ facebook/etc.. Does not necessarily have to involve the person who owns the page.
'Did you see the commentersation I had with Martha on John's Facebook status? Things got pretty heated but she shut her yap when I said her opinions remind me a lot of Hitler's.'
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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