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Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.

comfortitis 

when your so comfortable everyone elses level of comfort seems inferior and futile
Mike-"Nick you always get the best sleeping spot"
Nick-"I know, I have comfortitis right now"
comfortitis by kro43434343 January 2, 2009

corrosion of conformity

Raleigh's finest.
Don't give that "They're from New Orleans" shit.
I saw corrosion of conformity open up for Black Sabbath in 97 in Toronoto with Pantera, best show I ever saw.
corrosion of conformity by Borco October 10, 2016

Conformity 

The tendency for all human beings to atttempt to belong to a group of people, by any means necessary, in order to feel secure and wanted. Conformity is displayed particularly well by weak-minded individuals who fear loneliness, and when alone feel too afraid to stand up for themselves. Conformity is allowing anything other than your own true desires to influence your decision making. Conformity is what separates the true individuals, who are oppressed and hated, from everybody else.
Conformity by Dr. Reedman October 16, 2003

The Law of Conformity

The Law of Comformity states that the more people attempt not to conform to certain stereotypes and shared identities, the more they actually do conform to those stereotypes and identities.
Many teenagers become goths in an attempt to stand out as individuals, or else as a means of expressing what they feel is their "true self." However, in adopting the mannerisms, attire and musical tastes of the goth community, teenage goths ultimately end up conforming.

The Law of Conformity

Rebellious conformity 

An act where a person dresses "different" in order to look like his/her friends
Look at that goth! What a blatant case of rebellious conformity!