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Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.
Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013

comfortitis 

when your so comfortable everyone elses level of comfort seems inferior and futile
Mike-"Nick you always get the best sleeping spot"
Nick-"I know, I have comfortitis right now"
comfortitis by kro43434343 January 2, 2009

corrosion of conformity

Raleigh's finest.
Don't give that "They're from New Orleans" shit.
I saw corrosion of conformity open up for Black Sabbath in 97 in Toronoto with Pantera, best show I ever saw.
corrosion of conformity by Borco October 10, 2016

Conformity 

The tendency for all human beings to atttempt to belong to a group of people, by any means necessary, in order to feel secure and wanted. Conformity is displayed particularly well by weak-minded individuals who fear loneliness, and when alone feel too afraid to stand up for themselves. Conformity is allowing anything other than your own true desires to influence your decision making. Conformity is what separates the true individuals, who are oppressed and hated, from everybody else.
Conformity by Dr. Reedman October 16, 2003

The Law of Conformity

The Law of Comformity states that the more people attempt not to conform to certain stereotypes and shared identities, the more they actually do conform to those stereotypes and identities.
Many teenagers become goths in an attempt to stand out as individuals, or else as a means of expressing what they feel is their "true self." However, in adopting the mannerisms, attire and musical tastes of the goth community, teenage goths ultimately end up conforming.

The Law of Conformity

Rebellious conformity 

An act where a person dresses "different" in order to look like his/her friends
Look at that goth! What a blatant case of rebellious conformity!
Rebellious conformity by Spoonabula January 17, 2004
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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