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Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.
Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013

comfortitis 

when your so comfortable everyone elses level of comfort seems inferior and futile
Mike-"Nick you always get the best sleeping spot"
Nick-"I know, I have comfortitis right now"
comfortitis by kro43434343 January 2, 2009

comfortitty 

When a couple sleep together and the man grabs the womans breasts
I love sleeping with my girlfriend her comfortitty is the best.
comfortitty by EmilyReiser November 8, 2021

comfortist 

Someone whose only goal in life is comfort. Slightly reclusive, works as hard as they need to be comfortable in life. Only concerned with the well being of themselves and their immediate family. (Most often a functional stoner)
I would rather be a comfortist than a celebrity.
comfortist by EBAHallyD October 26, 2017

Comfortism

A theatre company based in Derby, UK

Currently performing a show about Elvita Adams.

Generally solo, comic and very weird.
"Comfortism, played to a packed, receptive and very appreciative audience."
Comfortism by Comfortism January 27, 2010

Comfortism

A theatre company based in Derby, UK

www.comfortism.co.uk
"Comfortism played to a packed, receptive and very appreciative audience."
Comfortism by Comfortism January 27, 2010
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