Come it! 

The contentious act of fakeagery. One who has come it, has come a long way, performed long routes, truly exposed it. Truly shown ur true colors, one who’s almost unrecognizable due to their recents acts of fakeagery.

1.)
The Roy: “Yo I can’t come to ur game anymore, I have ‘work’. Had to pick up an extra shift”
Darien and Enmanuel (Maybe Javian with luck): “Wow, come it then”.

2.)

Christian from the Y: “Yo, I’m not gonna work out today, Ashton and I are just tryna hoop.”
Darien: “Come it! Expose your true colors then!”

Come it! by poopingchicken191 January 22, 2024

come off it 

A very Cockney (East-London Slang) phrase, used to express rejection or disbelief. It can also used in a friendly way.

"You're an idiot."
"Come off it!!!"

come off it by NoStringsOnJay March 25, 2016

come off it 

disagreeing with something someone has just said. quite litterally "no way" or "get out of town", "get the fuck out" "get out" "take off"... you get the idea.

"oh my god i'm like sooooooooo fat."
"oh, come off it."

come off it by missanthropy February 15, 2006

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Type any word... Type it come on! by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020

Just Come On It 

A phrase used when one needs to just relax or simply chill the fuck out. Often directed toward people who are tense and paranoid. In the world of "The Wingmen" it is the title of the single greatest Compact Disc ever created

Guy 1: Dude I'm gonna go jump off that building.
Guy 2: Dude why?!
Guy 1: Dude, Just Come On It...

Just Come On It by Dan Rut November 21, 2006

come off it 

The action of a female who proceeds to have sexual intercourse with another. If a female is considered a slut she will naturally come off it much easier than someone who sucks and sits on it.

"Jennifer is really hot, but does she come off it?"

"Hey bitch, you comin' off that pussy or what?"

come off it by A-Slam September 15, 2007

obsessive come-post-it disorder

When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.

Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!

obsessive come-post-it disorder by james digler October 1, 2012