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Come here 

When Musik come straight to you
If it doesn’t come here now
Come here by Thatdike_angie August 8, 2021
Words you can keep

come here 

the first time a girl is fingered. insert your finger in her vagina and make the "come here" motion
dude, last night I had Stacey come here, she loved it!
come here by Finger princess June 26, 2015

come here mafuyu-chan 

A reference to a crackship fic between Mafuyu Asahina x Akito Shinonome reposted by some twitter user & is now a joke between the Project Sekai fandom.
friend 1: yo who do you kin from project sekai
friend 2: probably akito & mafuyu! hbu?
friend 1: come here mafuyu-chan 🤤
friend 2: WHAT

come here, you 

"I missed you, Sam!"
"Aww, Sammy, I missed you too."
"Hug?"
"Come here, you."
come here, you by Matt Graham May 17, 2006

come here often 

Aside from being the most cliched pick-up line, this phrased is used can be used in other social situations.

1. What you say when you are in a group conversation and everyone randomly stops talking.

2. What you say when you first arrive somewhere after your friends have been there longer.
Ryan: HAHAHAHAHA
Aaren: hahahahaha..
Alan: hahaha..........
....

<silence>

Scott: So.. you come here often?
come here often by Ryan=pro July 20, 2008

come here daddy

When someone asks you to come over and "do it".

Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy 

What you tell your bitch to do in the bedroom
She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words

“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy”
She responded almost instantly saying

“Lick it up daddy”
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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