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A microscopic male genitalia. Usually very thin and in the shape of a light switch.
Look at that man, Juskarun he has a Coltman
Man's getting changed don't look at my Coltman

Coltman's Care 

An institute where people go to get diddled.
Jamie always loved to go to Coltman's Care to see his favourites.
Coltman's Care by Gulag hermit April 26, 2020

peter coltman 

Noun: A very racist person
Verb: being very racist
Adjective: Racist
Oh he's doing a Peter Coltman again..

josh coltman

a complete dickhead who has a potato head and sucks dick for friends
hey rhys im a complete dickhead can i suck your dick to be in the friends group. oh yes josh coltman i will

Ronnie Coleman

Ronnie Coleman is the most majestic man in existence. He is no unpreceivably muscualr and vuluptous if you dont get a boner while looking at this man your dick just doesn't work. It's not evena sexual thing its just your dick acknowledging the alpha male in the room.
Ronnie Coleman:*while deadlift Saturn's rings* LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYY..... YEAHH BUDDAY

John Coltrane 

Quite possible one of the best jazz musicians ever. Played with miles and McCoy Tyner.
Start out with blue trane.
John Coltrane by 10 December 26, 2004