2 definitions by robster the lobster

A microscopic male genitalia. Usually very thin and in the shape of a light switch.
Look at that man, Juskarun he has a Coltman
Man's getting changed don't look at my Coltman
by robster the lobster May 18, 2018
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A child who is unwanted by their parents leading to rejection.
'Gary wanted to be a girl, his father made him a late-abortion.
'Look at Gary, he's a late-abortion
by robster the lobster March 28, 2018
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