Coltrane

A Coltrane is hottest guy ever to exist. He is very smart and is weeb. He spends most of his time on anime. One of his favs are SAO.

some girl that is totally not me: Why won't love me Coltrane-Senpai? (sniffs back of his hair)
Coltrane: Oh god...Not this girl again...

by The_Real_One_ March 4, 2018

Coltrane

A unique high you experience when you take at least 4 valium and smoke a gram or so of marijuana, preferably raspberry kush but it works with any strain, and listen to old John Coltrane records on vinyl

Guy 1: “tonight’s gonna be crazy, we’re gonna do the ol’ Coltrane and order some pizzas, you should stop by”

Guy 2: “Sounds fun I’ll totally be there”

by TheJoker047 July 23, 2018

coltrane

The most laziest person on planet earth who will prop his feet up on a fucking desk all day

you be acting like a coltrane do work bitch!!!

by bigherm2011 March 25, 2011

coltrane

pimpness with red glasses , hte act of bien fly sexy fly fresh

chnapp that kid just showed some hardcore coltrane when he hooked up with that hot babe

by coltrane911 April 30, 2008

John Coltrane

Quite possible one of the best jazz musicians ever. Played with miles and McCoy Tyner.

Start out with blue trane.

by 10 December 27, 2005

robbie coltrane

The huge, lovable actor who plays Hagrid in the HP movies. Aaw, he's just so huge and cuddly, and when he has his Hagrid costume on, you just want to grab a huge toothbrush and start scrubbing him down. And give him a huge rubber ducky...

Robbie Coltrane is just so big, like a teddy bear. Don't you just wuv him?

by Sabrina aka Ronniekins328 May 29, 2006

Roscoe P. Coltrane

1) The idiotic Sherriff on the greatest show of all time, Dukes Of Hazzard. He served under the corrupt banker Boss Hogg, and spent nearly all of his days on television chasing around the Duke Boys in their beast of a 1969 Dodge Charger, named the General Lee.

2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.

3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.

4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.

1) Roscoe, Go after them Duke Boys!

2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.

3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?

4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"

by Clayton Bigsby April 20, 2005