Colour me 

A term that people use to say that they are something.

*”Colour me -ADJECTIVE-“*
“Colour me impressed.” = I’m impressed

Colour me by Firefly702 September 25, 2017

color me stoked 

made popular by Heathers the Musical; to be excited about something, usually used in response to good news.

“Ram invited me to his party!” “Color me stoked!”

color me stoked by okayamelia June 13, 2018

color me impressed 

A term that someone uses to say that they are impressed.

Person 1: I got straight A's on my report card
Person 2:Well Color Me Impressed, you are very smart

color me impressed by ClassicClock May 25, 2015

Well color me surprised 

A phrase used when you are surprised and impressed with an outcome, especially when you were sure nothing good was going to come of it. Similar to saying "Well I'll be damned" or "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle".

After watching a movie that you were so sure would be terrible but it ended up being pretty good, you may say: "Well color me surprised."

Well color me surprised by Subject7 June 30, 2011

Color me indian

A phrase which expresses disbelief with a feeling of scorn.

Well color me indian if thats true.

Color me indian by whatever. whatever May 14, 2009

Color Me Purple 

1) another way of saying ur guilty
2) calling yourself out in a guilty manner

Judge: The jury has reached a verdict. How do you plead?
Defendant: Man fuck you, I ain't tellin you shit!
Judge: So ur guilty?
Defendant: Man, why don't you just hurry up and color me purple! Everybody knows I'm guilty.

Color Me Purple by Mickeal Burdine May 18, 2008

color me fucked 

A sexual act where a man or woman collects semen/ejaculate in their hand and proceeds to splatter said ejaculate on their partner in similar fashion to color festival activities

Woman: Baby i want you to pull out and color me fucked

color me fucked by Cell_Dweller November 22, 2017