Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.
Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.
by The muddy mud muncher February 09, 2025
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