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Colostitute 

A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.
Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!
Colostitute by Sick MD April 24, 2009
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Colosimo 

An italian name which most people can not pronounce cause they are retarted but it means an italian that likes to party
"That guy is always clubbing he must be a Colosimo"
Colosimo by Ricky March 13, 2004
A much faster and more efficient way of saying cold one. Could also be used with boiskis for perfection.
"Yo, what you wanna do today?"

"Let's crack open a coldski with the boiskis."
coldski by PercocetPeter April 21, 2018
Cool as hell.
Person 1: Have you done the cost report?

Person 2: Yes.

Person 1: Coolski.
coolski by trailbleza June 11, 2011

Coolskies 

The action of somebody or something the most sick or awesome.
"Dude that air soft war was so coolskies"!
Coolskies by P-Swanky October 11, 2009
An informal term for a close friend or acquaintance. Commonly used amongst millennials born between the years 2000-2010
“Ayo Chloski what’s good? You got the stuff?”
Chloski by ramentaro December 9, 2021