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Colostitute 

A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.
Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!
Colostitute by Sick MD April 24, 2009
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Colosimo 

An italian name which most people can not pronounce cause they are retarted but it means an italian that likes to party
"That guy is always clubbing he must be a Colosimo"
Colosimo by Ricky March 13, 2004
A much faster and more efficient way of saying cold one. Could also be used with boiskis for perfection.
"Yo, what you wanna do today?"

"Let's crack open a coldski with the boiskis."
coldski by PercocetPeter April 21, 2018
Cool as hell.
Person 1: Have you done the cost report?

Person 2: Yes.

Person 1: Coolski.
coolski by trailbleza June 11, 2011

Coolskies 

The action of somebody or something the most sick or awesome.
"Dude that air soft war was so coolskies"!
Coolskies by P-Swanky October 11, 2009
An informal term for a close friend or acquaintance. Commonly used amongst millennials born between the years 2000-2010
“Ayo Chloski what’s good? You got the stuff?”
Chloski by ramentaro December 9, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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