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to colonise 

For an English person to hook up with a non-English person; especially when a British man seduces a woman from another part of the British Commonwealth (e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand).
"The plan is to colonise some Aussie tourists soon, 'cos I haven't been laid in ages!"
to colonise by Cecil Longbottom December 2, 2009

Colonie Central High School 

Colonie High is like your mom, so filled with douche that it's unbearable. Somehow, the school, with a huge tax base (including Central Ave. stores) manages to suck unimaginably hard.

The school offers no noteworthy classes or extracurricular activities, most of the students are either scumbags or scumbags, the best sports team is the bowling team, there is no pool, the building looks like it was built 100 years ago (it was), the bio wing always smells like dead cats, the hall monitors are huge dicks, and the administration is so dumb and slow that I'm surprised people even bother going anymore.

Compared to other local schools like Niskayuna, Shen, Shaker, and Guilderland, Colonie is like the retarded runt of the litter.

In fact, the only exciting thing about the school was the (sadly) unsuccessful bomb threat several years ago.

The only good things about the school are the teachers, and project lead the way, so don't bother getting your hopes up.

The reason I was happy during graduation was that I never had to go back to this shithole, good luck all you underclassmen!
I went to Colonie Central High School, no wonder my family and friends left me and I'm living on the streets.

Colonist Shuffle 

A dance performed in Heathrow Airport when first time American visitors to the UK encounter a local pedestrian head-on. The locals try to pass on the left while the tourist tries to pass on the right resulting in a zig-zagging synchronized jig for a few seconds.
"Man, I was so tired when I got off the plane in London, I did the colonist shuffle three times before I got my UK legs under me."
Colonist Shuffle by Spiffeee June 9, 2009

Colonize The Sun 

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.
"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"
Colonize The Sun by ShospleColupis January 28, 2017
When a white guy dates a black girl
"Hey man did you see Dave is dating that black chick?"
"Yea man she is has been totally colonized"
Colonized by YungUpgrade May 7, 2018

colonizer mentality 

colonizer mentality is when , someone says something that sounds like they might invade another beings personal space or take someones personal belongings as theirs
léa - im taking his sweater because since we're dating whats his is also mines or maybe only mines

noah - thats colonizer mentality right there
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Throat Sweats 

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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