collins mom 

Cumslut

Tyrone: Yeah I fucked Collins mom last night
Tyrone #2: ye

collins mom by x lilniglet x 69420 May 14, 2019

Phil Collins Moment 

It's like that part from "In the Air Tonight", where the moment you hear the drum solo halfway through the song, you instantaneously start air drumming along. It doesn’t matter where you are or what you're doing when you hear it either. Whether it is in your car while you’re stuck in traffic, or in line at the grocery store, you're drumming along like you're kicking an invisible mugger's ass.

Wilcox: "So what happened?"

Arnett: "We were in a crowded bar, and I had a Phil Collins Moment, and when I stopped and looked around, the rest of the bar was doing it too, so I kept doing it"

Bruce: "What's a Phil Collins....Moment?"

Clark: "You know, its that one drum part from that one Phil Collins song that everyone drums to?"

Bruce: "Oh gotcha"

Clark: "I had a Phil Collins Moment the other day in the car. I accidentally hit my mom in the face. That song Simple by Collective Soul came on. You know that part at 32 seconds? I couldnt stop myself"

Phil Collins Moment by 3D@y$ March 14, 2010

colins mom 

Colins mom usually married to a complete douchebag. Usually lives in shitty cities like Cleveland or Chicago. Her son is usually made fun of because she is known to fuck all colins friends. She has huge tits and a fat ass. Usually a ginger. Has lots of kids because she is a dirty slut. Also enjoys lesbian and bisexual relations. She has a sweaty anus, and orange pussy. She has wierd fetishes, such as bondage, pissing, and anal. She is known to deal cocaine, and I rare cases acid. She really enjoys black dick. 10 inches and over. She is known for her role in the 2013 8th grade boys basketball sex scandal. Colins mom = dirty sluty milf who likes younger guys. Preferably eight year olds and over. MILF.

Guy: Damn i just heard Owen got laid by some MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I was just in a three way with a hot MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: Dude I just saw the hottest MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I just saw the best porno it was called "hot ginger MILF takes three big black cocks"
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

colins mom by milfhunter6969 December 13, 2013

colins mom 

biggest slut of the universe

Colins mother is like the village bicycle, Everyone has taken it for a ride.

colins mom by Jon April 16, 2004

colins mom 

Wow jon. You've proven your maturity and intelligence. Now GET A FUCKIN MCJOB AND STFU.

Jon is really jealous of colins mom, because hes the only one she wont sleep with.

colins mom by colins mom April 18, 2004