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Colgan High school 

Fake pregnancies, threats against a supposedly pregnant girl to push them down the stairs, troll colored hair, ultra gays, disgusting ass couples, shitty teachers, people backhanding speds, annoying theater kids, overzealous band kinds, kids calling teachers 'master', and school shooters a plenty.
Bret: "Step on my shoes again and I'll slap the shit out of you."
Tiffany: "Don't slap me I'm pregnant!"

Grey: "Yeah sure. You go to Colgan High School. Slap the shit out of her, Bret."
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Colgan High School 

A few complaints. There are so many students it’s so hard to walk through the halls. I’ve heard like so many WHITE people saying the n word.. and honestly people just act so fake, one second you guys are besties and the next you don’t even know them. Overall it’s an ok school but students really should look in the mirror and humble themselves fr.
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Colgan high school 

The whitest school in Prince William County where all the kids are emo depressed fags with their hairs dyed it the most outrageous colors so there dads can give them more attention and the kids there are all fucking losers which half of them look like there about to pull a gun out of their ass and shoot up the school and don’t even get me started on the white kids they all wear Jordan’s and listen to rap so the black kids will think their cool and the fucking visco girls are all fucking blondes with their fucking hydro flasks saying sksksks all lunch and the fucking getto girls think their so fucking cool for wearing fake hair and patting that shit down 24/7 in the back of the class and don’t even look their direction cause they will act all tuff and ask you what you lookin at like the head ass they are in all seriousness this school is a joke all the seniors think their so cool for being the class to graduate that year so they make fun of freshman to raise their self-esteem and there’s like literally 500 after school clubs name anything and I bet you there will be a club for that shit also every girl is a slut who want upper class men cock and is going to get raped by the time school is out fuck this school it’s literally the biggest joke
girl1:ew look at that visco girl

Girl2:yea ew I bet she goes to colgan high school

Colgan Highschool 

By far the whitest school school in Prince William County.
Chad: "Yo you see that chick with the pink hair?"

Brad: "She definitely goes to Colgan Highschool."

Colgan Highschool 

Trashy white school filled with emo, white, attention seeking, assholes (Which are apparently self diagnosed with depression). Every corner you turn in this giant ass white privileged school, there's a trashy p.o.s. rolling their eyes or sucking each other's faces. There's also that group of mideasterns that cluster together and are louder than the top 3 metal rock bands.
White kid #1: Yo!!! Dab on em!!!

Only black kid at the school: Saaahn chill.

White kid #2: (Dabs repeatedly)

(Only at Colgan Highschool)

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
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Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026