An awesome last name bestowed upon those who become well known, but is so awesome the general population cannot pronounce it or spell it correctly. Pronounced col-cluff.
Otherwise known as a china company. 'Colclough China.'
by MCHR July 4, 2011
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Cute girl. She is always getting the guys. Every guy that sees her falls for her and asks her out. She is super hot and sexy.
Omg have you seen that girl!? She is so hot!! Her name must be Colclough!
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A young beautiful girl. She typically has shiny brown hair and she is very beautiful. She is very caring and sweet, but she is not reserved she loves to party and make friends with every body. She constantly has guys asking her out. She is very hot and sexy. She is also very smart. She is always there for anyone who needs her. She is hilarious and she is always making people laugh.
First Person: OMG! Did you see the new girl!?!? She is so hot! Did you hear that she’s already had 12 guys ask her out and she’s only been here a day!?!
Second Person: Yeah! That’s crazy! Her name must be Colclough!
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Benjamin Colclough is a rare specimen found in the deep dark caverns of Ela and Caviera's vagina. He also like to massacre dogs with pink pencils.

If you try to speak to Ben he will attempt to take you to his mum's hair salon to dye your hair red.
Oh shit run there's a Ben Colclough with his mum round the corner
by VeryBigBoi July 21, 2019
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Friends with a guy with a fat forehead

Gets called racist for some reason

Gets called homophobic for some reason
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