Colaptical 

Colaptical; Derives from the word collapse, has the same energy as the universe when it collapses; adjective

A: “Dude you’re down colaptical”
B: “That event was colaptical”

Colaptical by PizzaHutPizza March 10, 2022

Clartical eejit 

Idiot who’s daft in the head and doesn’t know anything ( eejit) Slang for idiot Clartical lays emphasis on stupidity

Your actually so stupid you clartical eejit

Clartical eejit by Dave-kmt November 2, 2022

coptical illusion 

When a car first appears to be an unmarked cop car, but in the end turns out to be some old guy driving a Lincoln town car

"Dude buckle up, there's a po po up there!"

"Nah man, don't worry thats just a coptical illusion."

coptical illusion by The fizzisict June 18, 2009

clartical eejit 

Idiot to society

Must be skunked, u Clartical eejit

clartical eejit by Dave-kmt November 3, 2022

Craptical 

Antonym of practical. Something faulty or useless.

You gave me this very craptical electric room stove burner and we’re sitting and freezing here in dark as all fuses are gone

Craptical by Sqbany February 2, 2021

Craptical Illusion 

The moment when you think you smell a fart, but nobody actually farted.

Your standing with a buddy and suddenly smell what you think is a fart so you say "Hey man, something smells like shit. Did you just blow ass?" And he says "Na man, you must be having a Craptical Illusion!"

Craptical Illusion by Fart Wayne May 26, 2016

claptical 

clapping for no reason.

Ashlyn was very claptical because she clapped in math class for no reason.

claptical by sunny the blob February 21, 2020