Cohabit

Something a guy might not want to do with a girl that is always trying to stick him with a fork, a knife, or a shank in his sleep, claiming to have had a dream that he was a killer. You just do the things couples do with her, then you both go home like you don't know each other until tommorrow, that way the guy knows he has a good chance of waking up in one piece if he really wants to stay with her.

If a guy tries to cohabit with the kind of girl that sticks shit in his shoulder overnight, what does he expect to happen besides a short lasting marriage that went South a long time ago, no matter how hard they tried to work on it?

by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021

cohabiting

To live together in a sexual relationship, especially when not legally married.

Woo Hoo hotness unlimited! If u keep on putting up pics like this, im definetly cohabiting with u in LA ;)

by princez April 16, 2008

Cohabitatering

Cohabitating with potatoes or a potato like person

Ever since Jeff moved in I've been Cohabitatering and I Hate it

by markazz530 November 15, 2021

cohabitaging

The idea that two elderly individuals of different sexes will live together platonically in one domicile to save on costs and increase shared experiences in their golden years.

Helen and Roger are cohabitaging.

by pcicc January 16, 2014

Cohabidating

Cohabidating is an arrangement whereby two people decide to live together on a longterm or permanent basis in an emotionally and/or sexually intimate relationship. The term is most frequently applied to couples who are not married. Such an arrangement often comes to be when both parties have succumbed to the social pressures to "move their relationship to the next level". This may also be followed by the purchase of a puppy a.k.a. test child and a joint checking account.

Hey, did you hear that John and Kim are cohabidating? Kim's mom is pretty old-fashioned, so she's not hot on her daughter living with her boyfriend before they decided to get hitched.

by ekey January 19, 2011

Post Mortem Cohabitation

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.

My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.

by KJP420 February 8, 2021

Cohabiversary

The anniversary of living with someone for a year

We're coming up to our cohabiversary next week. This is serious!

by TakeMeAnywhere July 16, 2014