TakeMeAnywhere's definitions

Cohabiversary

The anniversary of living with someone for a year

We're coming up to our cohabiversary next week. This is serious!

by TakeMeAnywhere July 16, 2014

Fart Nazi

A person who allows or coaxes their partner to join them in the shower after they have just secretly farted. Their partner thinks they are getting into a nice shower, but soon find out it is a gas chamber.

The shower equivalent of a dutch oven.

My boyfriend farted in the shower just before I got in! He's such a Fart Nazi!

by TakeMeAnywhere October 20, 2015

hair house

The intimate space created by a woman's long hair. When a man is lying on his back and the woman is sitting on him, kissing him, and her long hair falls in such a way as to block out everything except their two faces.

When Jeremy is inside Tracey's hair house, it's like nothing else in the world exists.

by TakeMeAnywhere March 5, 2011