TakeMeAnywhere's definitions

Cohabiversary

The anniversary of living with someone for a year

We're coming up to our cohabiversary next week. This is serious!

by TakeMeAnywhere July 16, 2014

hair house

The intimate space created by a woman's long hair. When a man is lying on his back and the woman is sitting on him, kissing him, and her long hair falls in such a way as to block out everything except their two faces.

When Jeremy is inside Tracey's hair house, it's like nothing else in the world exists.

by TakeMeAnywhere March 5, 2011

Fart Nazi

A person who allows or coaxes their partner to join them in the shower after they have just secretly farted. Their partner thinks they are getting into a nice shower, but soon find out it is a gas chamber.

The shower equivalent of a dutch oven.

My boyfriend farted in the shower just before I got in! He's such a Fart Nazi!

by TakeMeAnywhere October 20, 2015