Coffin Dodgem 

A mobility scooter, commonly used by the elderly, especially in urban areas.

A scooter ridden by a coffin dodger.

My grandad took a corner too fast in is coffin dodgem and managed to roll it.

Coffin Dodgem by MentalMonkey April 19, 2009

coffin dodger 

An elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth

The pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers

coffin dodger by coff-in dodd-ge-rr October 14, 2003

coffin dodger 

an old person, probably about to die very soon...

"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"

coffin dodger by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

Coffin Dodgers

Coffin Dodgers were an American heavy rock band from New Jersey. They played together from 1999 to 2006. During that time they released 3 CD's, one 7" record, and a rare 5 song cassette. They were usually associated with stoner rock or punk rock.

Coffin Dodgers were one of South Jerseys first stoner rock bands.

Coffin Dodgers by Tallcan Records April 15, 2009

Coffin Dodger 

An elderly person who appears to be a nuisance. Someone literally dodging their coffin.

This place is full of coffin dodgers.

Coffin Dodger by 42017658994 August 21, 2008

Coffin Dodger 

Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!

There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.

Coffin Dodger by Mattuuu April 16, 2006

coffin dodger 

This is the slang term for boomer, and is more likley to confuse them.

Person 1: Okay coffin dodger
Boomer: *visible offense and confusion*

coffin dodger by Bruh momentum theory January 15, 2020